Arts

Among the many celebrations of April 24th, it’s Scream Day. Why would anyone scream these days? Photo from Google Images, Edvard Munch, The Scream:

The Portrait of Fräulein Lieser by Gustav Klimt has sold at a Vienna auction for a cool $32 million. Photo from GI:

A few jokes from boredpanda.com. Supply your own rimshots:
What does the art thief say? — Give me all your monet.
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? — Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
What is Earth without “art” in it? — “Eh…”

The forecast was erroneous — no rain. Yay! It was a great day for doing business curbside. My thanks to the lovely elderly lady library volunteers, who donated two YA paperbacks, and to The Quiet Man, who selected an oldies CD; and to the woman who chose The Good Housekeeping Cook Book; and to Kinesha’s husband, who dialed her up on his iphone so she could pick out six kids books, Cry the Beloved Country by Alan Paton, The World According to Garp by John Irving, The Partner by John Grisham and Curious Sicilian by your truly; and to the gentleman who bought two hardcovers in Russian; and to the woman who took home one; and to Wolf, who purchased a book on chess in Russian and this gem:

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