Colorful Behavior
From foxnews.com, edited by yours truly: A prank drew the attention of California high school authorities earlier this week. A letter bearing the official school letterhead was distributed. It stated that male seniors would be inspected in a “highly inappropriate” manner, required to undergo “mandatory genitalia inspections.” Students would be separated into two categories: circumcised and uncircumcised (Oy vey!). The matter is being investigated. Assuming it was a kid, I think he should get an A.
The Masters is underway and one pro is bucking the “tradition like no other.” Golf’s wayward son, Jon Daly, has parked his RV just steps from the gates of the most prestigious club in America — in the parking lot of a Hooters - and is selling merchandise and signing autographs. Items include sports coats, T-shirts, autographed balls, Daly’s Grip and Sip It tea, and selfies. I bet Augusta National’s hierarchy would like to put a hit out on Daly who, of course, is not playing in the tournament. These days he plays on the senior circuit. Here are two pics:
The floating book shop did well today for the first time this week. My thanks to Ira, who bought Understanding Relativity: A Simplified Approach to Einstein’s Theories by Leo Sartori; and to the woman who purchased a book on Tuscany and Proof of Heaven: A Neurosurgeon’s Journey into the Afterlife by Eben Alexander; and to the gentleman who selected Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith by Jon Krakauer and Rock Breaks Scissors: A Practical Guide to Outguessing and Outwitting Almost Everybody by William Poundstone; and to Lynn, who took home two more Debbie Macomber romances; and to the young man who chose The Business Model Innovation Factory: How to Stay Relevant When The World is Changing by Saul Kaplan; and to the quiet man who scooped up five more DVDs.
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