Pairs

vic fortezza
3 min readJul 6, 2024

Photo by Adam Gray/Getty Images, posted at theguardian.com. Great get, Sir:

Even an interview with partisan Dem George Clintonopolous didn’t go well for Quid Pro Joe.

The UK has turned left to fix itself. Good luck with that. Didn’t the Tories already do that?

Not good. Excerpt from a nypost.com article by Jennie Taer: “During the height of the border crisis, the federal government has been sending 200 air marshals to the border on 21-day deployments, leaving major flights vulnerable to threats.”

Love this. Photo from The Sun/Google Images:

Hardcore. From NYP: “Accused sex-trafficking influencer Andrew Tate says he’ll celebrate Romania release by going to see his ‘bitches’.” I hope his hoes aren’t offended.

I laugh at the “surprise” about the press covering up Biden’s condition. The mainstream media has been a branch of the Democrat party for years, if not decades.

Sozzeach his/her, not “their” own, UK style, Becky Holt. Photo from Daily Mail/GI:

From a foxnews.com article by Michael Lee, edited by yours truly: “The White House boasts 565 staffers at a price tag of nearly $61 million. DT had a staff of 413 in Fiscal Year 2020. Doctor Jill’s posse ballooned to 24 in 2024. Melania maxed out at eleven. Quid Pro Joe’s staff is the largest since Richard Nixon’s, for those who didn’t know the latter was a liberal.

According to an article at msn.com by Veronica Booth, the following celebrities were roommates at one time:
David Hasselhoff and Paul “Peewee Herman” Reubens — as wild and crazy as SNL’s Festrunk brothers.
Robin Williams and Christopher Reeve — Did Reeve get any sleep?
Gwyneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder — I wonder if the latter stole anything from the former.
Holly Hunter and Frances McDormand — terrific talents, but not a place I’d want to visit.
Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito — LOL.
Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling — seems a natural pairing.
Kiefer Sutherland and Robert Downey Jr. — Partay!
Connie Britton and Lauren Graham — Each seems to have her, not “their,” act together.
Ving Rhames and Stanley Tucci — interracial Oscar and Felix.
Ewan McGregor and Jude Law — Did notorious lothario Law share his conquests with his roomie?

Not much action at the Anti-Inflation Book Shop. My thanks to the woman who bought a Donald Duck pictorial and to the gentleman who purchased Sin City (2005) on DVD.

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vic fortezza
vic fortezza

Written by vic fortezza

I was born in Brooklyn in 1950 to Sicilian immigrants. I’ve had more than 50 short stories published world wide. I have 13 books in print.

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